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Post by toom on Sept 6, 2007 21:04:39 GMT -5
Speaking of Tony Curtis, I caught a couple of minutes of the 1978 film "The Manitou" while flipping through the channels the other day. WOOOO BOY, I have to watch the whole thing, if I can make it through, one of these days. The IMDB synopsis says it all. "A psychic's girlfriend finds out that a lump on her back is a growing reincarnation of a 400 year-old demonic Native American spirit." What else do you need to say?
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Post by david on Sept 6, 2007 21:08:11 GMT -5
Tony Curtis has made an impressive number of really terrible movies. Come on Nick, what's the Tony Curtis joke?
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Post by manho on Sept 6, 2007 21:11:27 GMT -5
the movie cunt got it right (i'm guessing he did some heavy movie book research) which i guess is fair cos i still owe him a prize from the world cup competition. the connie stevens ep will be winging it's way to you in the next few months.
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Post by david on Sept 6, 2007 21:21:07 GMT -5
Great. Now let's hear the joke.
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Post by manho on Sept 6, 2007 21:26:43 GMT -5
ok, here's the joke. first heard in the late 50s.
i have to do a bit of background here first, tho. in the 50s a tony curtis was a very cool haircut. they had fotos of him outside the shop and you just went in and said, gimme a tony curtis.
this is gonna be the joke now:
guy goes into the barber's and says, "gimme a tony curtis". the barber says, "right you are, sir", takes his electric razor and sweeps it across the guys head, leaving a bald line from the back of his neck to his forehead.
"what the fuck?", says the guy, "i asked for a tony curtis".
"yes sir, a tony curtis", says the barber as he sweeps the razor once more over the guy's head shaving another line from neck to forehead.
"are you sure you know what you're doing?" says the guy.
"of course i know what i'm doing", says the barber, "i've seen, 'the king and i', five times."
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Post by david on Sept 6, 2007 21:31:54 GMT -5
Ouch.
It's true about the Tony Curtis haircut. It was called a duck's ass (or, more politely, a ducktail), and that's where Elvis got it from.
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Post by dino on Sept 7, 2007 6:03:14 GMT -5
thats amanda lear, zilla
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Post by wild_cathedral_evening on Sept 7, 2007 20:16:52 GMT -5
is it edie?
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Post by dino on Sept 8, 2007 2:40:01 GMT -5
we have girls here now? did she pass the test?
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